How to Succeed in Evil now available for Amazon Kindle!

The road to a first novel is always messy. How to Succeed in Evil was no exception. First, it was an idea for a comic book. Then it was an odd and spirited series on the Seanachai. Then, it became, rather unexpectedly, an actual comic book

And, of course, there is a free audiobook version.


I love the idea that an efficiency expert for evil supervillains takes over. It’s like the rise of a mob boss in a world of narcissistic, incompetent superheroes. Kinda of like Scarface meets the Tick. Funny, intelligent and well-produced. This book is a joy. 
Ted Curran, on the iTunes Music Store

This story is a brilliant critique of modern business practices and corporate culture. In this wicked comedy Patrick E. McLean illustrates how the supervillains of yesteryear pale in comparison to the ruthlessness of Edwin, his evil consultant. Edwin’s character is a purer and more calculating breed than his employers. 
RexPopulous, on the iTunes Music Store
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Epilogue

Wrapping things up nicely.

Chapter 70: The Only Sane Thing to Do

It all becomes clear.

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