How to Succeed in Evil now available for Amazon Kindle!

The road to a first novel is always messy. How to Succeed in Evil was no exception. First, it was an idea for a comic book. Then it was an odd and spirited series on the Seanachai. Then, it became, rather unexpectedly, an actual comic book

And, of course, there is a free audiobook version.


I love the idea that an efficiency expert for evil supervillains takes over. It’s like the rise of a mob boss in a world of narcissistic, incompetent superheroes. Kinda of like Scarface meets the Tick. Funny, intelligent and well-produced. This book is a joy. 
Ted Curran, on the iTunes Music Store

This story is a brilliant critique of modern business practices and corporate culture. In this wicked comedy Patrick E. McLean illustrates how the supervillains of yesteryear pale in comparison to the ruthlessness of Edwin, his evil consultant. Edwin’s character is a purer and more calculating breed than his employers. 
RexPopulous, on the iTunes Music Store
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How to Succeed in Evil: Consultation with a Vampire is Released!

The latest installment in the How to Succeed in Evil saga is now live on Amazon. You can get it right here: http://www.amazon.com/Consultation-Vampire-Succeed-Evil-ebook/dp/B006XY68Y4

It’s a novella-length prequel to the first book. Agnes is alive and Topper, well, he’s still Topper. The set up is this: Edwin is approached by a vampire for advice on how to deal with the constraints of the modern world. Y’know, he wants Edwin to help him use unique powers to their best end.

It’s a pretty fun satire of the vampire genre in general. Which, c’mon, you gotta be just a little sick of, right? As Agnes observes in this story, “You live for hundreds of years and the most fitting consort you can find; the creature that fascinates you; Who you cannot bear live without is a teen-aged girl?” There’s plenty of stuff to poke fun at in this genre.

In addition to having some well-deserved fun with what I think of as ‘modern’ vampires, I wrote this story to work with Topper as a more central character. In the first book he was fun, he was over the top, but he was also little one-dimensional. Not anymore. Don’t get me wrong, there’s still absurdity and obscenity galore, but with this story you’ll get to know the manic little lawyer a little better.

I hope you’ll check it out. And I hope it will tide you over while I finish editing How to Succeed in Evil: Hostile Takeover.


A Consultation with A Vampire is Patrick's latest novella.
It's available at Amazon.com for just 99 cents.


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