Category Archives: How to Succeed in Evil

Chapter 39: Topper Detects

Topper finds more than he bargained for.

Chapter 38: Calling Forth Nemesis

Excelsior called in to deal with Barry

Chapter 37: Topper Gives a Pep Talk

Trying to talk Edwin out of a funk.

Chapter 36: A Blakjack Toting Angel

Agnes restores order

Chapter 35: Wrecking a Building

Barry BASH architecture

Chapter 34: Reasoning with Barry

Not a good idea.

Chapter 33: Clarence gets scared

Clarence gets a visit from Topper

Chapter 32: Enlisting the Little Savage

Topper’s the man for the job!

Chapter 31: Barry BASH

The one thing he’s good at.

Chapter 30: Cotton Candy

Enter a poor little boy named Barry

Chapter 29: A new suit

Edwin recovers himself

Chapter 28: 23 Seconds

The duration of Dr. Loeb’s success?

Chapter 26: Marauding through the night

Everything comes loose at the seams

Chapter 27: The Rescue

Topper wants credit for the win

Chapter 25: Excelsior fights the hurricane

Superpowered man vs. Nature

Chapter 24: How it happened

How things went horrifyingly wrong.

Chapter 23: How did this happen?

Things go horrifyingly wrong.

Chapter 22: The Demands of Dr. Loeb

Edwin twists Eustace.

Chapter 21: Strip Club/Truck Stop

Topper vs. the Locals.

Chapter 20: Search Your Feelings

Does Edwin regret spurning Iphagenia?

Chapter 19: Nothing Right for Agnes

Restraint and perseverance aren’t paying off.

Chapter 18: Edwin Makes His Pitch

Why fight for it when you can simply buy it?

Chapter 17: Using the Asset

The world ain’t what it used to be.

Chapter 16: Just a Consultant

Edwin does what he does best.

Chapter 15: Following the Protocol

Agnes does her job. Topper attempts to swing into action.

Chapter 14: The Empress Josephine?

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

Chapter 13: Edwin Dresses for Dinner

Can civilization be contained in a mere garment?

Chapter 12: Cindi with an ‘i’

Excelsior tries to take a night off.

Chapter 11: Calling Home

Edwin checks in.

Chapter 10: Cassette Girl

More than Edwin ever wanted to know about Iphagenia Rielly.

Chapter 9: What Do You Want Mr. Windsor?

Edwin meets the Not-So-Sinister Dr. Loeb’s mother. Iphagenia.

Chapter 8: A Giant Laser In Space

The one scheme that can’t possibly work.

Chapter 7: Excelsior on the Beach

Gus gives the big guy a pep talk.

Chapter 6: There’s Money and then there’s Money

Edwin plots, schemes and puts up with Topper.

Chapter 5: A Par Four Life

Edwin and Topper hit the links.

Chapter 4: A Child of Faded Empire

Enter Agnes, Edwin’s formidable secretary.

Chapter 3: Edwin Walking the Hallway

Edwin walks down memory lane. This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife. How did I get here?

Chapter 2: Vorld Domination

Edwin meets the Not-So-Sinister Dr. Loeb

Prologue: Song

In which a brave pilot fights to save his plane and all on-board.

“How to Succeed in Evil” Wins a Parsec Award!

Patrick McLean was given a Parsec Award for “Best Fiction (Long)” for How to Succeed in Evil!