Why T.S. Eliot didn’t write Birthday Cards

When ever I feel old or tired (usually exhausted after a long flight and standing in line at customs — seriously, there is no weariness like the weariness found in airports.) There is a piece of The Love Song of Alfred J. Prufrock that floats up into my brain.

I grow old … I grow old …

I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.

And since it is my birthday today, I think I will cuff my pants and walk around confident that nobody will have any clue what’s going on.

Here’s another little age-related gem from Prufrock.

I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker,

And, in short, I was afraid

 

And then you open the card and it says: Enjoy your birthday while it lasts. Love & Agnst T.S. Eliot. Hallmark woulda fired his melancholy ass on the spot.

 


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One Response to Why T.S. Eliot didn’t write Birthday Cards
  1. Deborah Bancroft
    February 23, 2012 | 11:16 pm

    e.e. cummings, also, would suck:

    Old age sticks
    up Keep
    Off
    signs) &

    youth yanks them
    down (old
    age
    cries No

    Tres) & (pas)
    youth laughs
    (sing
    old age

    Scolds Forbid
    den Stop
    Must
    n’t Don’t

    &) youth goes
    right on
    gr
    owing old

    Inside it says: “Here’s to another year of hurtling recklessly toward death!”

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